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樂奇樂無糖軟糖廣告在2008年推出英文版,並在2009年於香港推出中文版,廣告中一名老闆問員工Tom做得如何,之後員工Tom拿出樂奇樂無糖軟糖來咀嚼,然後一口氣地向老闆說出真話,炒老闆魷魚。

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老闆:Tom,你喺度做成點呀?

湯姆:我知你知我早就想走人㗎啦!返工四圍騰喎,放工呀蚊都瞓呀真係,好境凍薪呀無原因呀,海嘯靠你真係唔洗恨呀!反正係頭痕,我不如自己做老細搵真銀,肥仔!

老闆:乜話?

湯姆:講真話呀……

樂奇樂無糖軟糖,越越爽,食咗先講。

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Boss: So, Tom, how you like it to?

Tom: You know that I know that you know that I do all the work around here. So first you're gonna double my salary and then you're gonna buy me a new car. Then I wanna date your girlfriend and divorce your wife. And soon I'm gonna be at that end of the table, in your chair, smoking cigars, being you and by the way you're fired......

Boss: Excuse me...

Tom: Fired.

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女友:Tom,你同我行成點呀? 男友:我知你知我早就想飛妳架啦,行街週圍望,shopping呀真係蚊都瞓,發晒老脾呀無原因,攬攬錫錫真係唔洗恨呀,反正係無癮,我不如自己搵個條新女溝,豬扒!

港女[]

男友:May,你同我行成點呀? 女友:我知你知我早就想飛分手架啦,埋單四圍望,收鑽戒呀真係蚊都瞓,送花送咭呀要原因,燭光晚餐真係唔洗恨呀,反正係低能,我不如自己搵個件型仔溝,粉樣!

Samuel Pun[]

你知我知知識+都遲早玩完,返工亂停權,放工等裁員,刪除題目無故無緣,知識+靠你實玩完,反正係裁員,不如自己去做管理員,死Y狗

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